SWEET JIBBLING JIBBLETS!

FINALLY! MASS KILLINGS!

DID ANY OF THOSE ROTTEN BLUES DIE?!

KEEP UP THE KILLINGS!

MAKE SURE ONE OF YOU GET GRIF! _{By accident of course, Ashley. WOULDN'T WANT ANYONE DOING IT ON PURPOSE!}

FOR THE LOVE OF SANDY!

I DO NOT WANT TO COME HOME TO PORN ON MY WALLS!

TAKE IT OFF!

Before I shoot one of you!

I don't want to see what Grif does in his spare time with sheep!

We have a new guy on the Red Team! Who is better than Grif! And as good as Simmons!


This is a fantastic day! We have a new member living in the hut! Since, I added another bedroom to the otherside of the house! Even comes with its own en suite bathroom!

And it's mine.

MY JEEP IS 99% COMPLETE!

It's going to be fantastic! All I need is to fix the radio and build a stand for my shotgun! Then everything will be perfect!

Grif! You have now been demoted! Again! To something that's under Private.

Ohhhh this is a good day.

All I need is Simmons and everything will be complete!

Okay!

First of all! Grif finds it hilarious to make up strange animals!

Now! This place is tryin' to tell me there are strange houses that eat people?

Son of a Ben and Jerry, you're all INSANE!

Heheh!

PERFECT! He will never see it coming! Heheh!

Good lord! Sister- You are as crafty as Grif! Good work! You get a tick!

So far the score board is like this!

Name | Ticks
Ashley | ✓✓✓✓✓✓✓✓✓✓✓✓✓✓✓✓✓✓✓✓✓
Bat Plushie | ✓✓✓✓
Donut | ✓✓✓✓✓✓✓✓✓✓✓✓
Grif | (Minus)- ✓✓✓✓✓✓✓✓✓✓✓✓✓✓✓✓✓✓✓✓✓✓✓✓✓✓✓✓✓✓✓✓✓✓✓✓✓✓✓✓✓✓✓✓✓✓✓
Skull | ✓✓
Shepard | ✓✓✓✓
Simmons 2.1 | ✓✓✓✓✓✓✓✓✓✓✓✓
Sister | ✓✓✓✓✓✓
Tex | ✓
Wrench | ✓✓✓✓


Jeep is 40% complete! A few more modifications tonight and I'll sit and watch Grif work!

It's brilliant! I've never saw him do so much in my life! If I new that making his sister upset made him did something, I would have punched her years ago or at least got her to cry or something!

IT'S COMPLETE! THANK THE GOOD LORD!

It's perfect! Now I can have my own room! Without that double crossin' Blue waking me up every five seconds to tell me about her life story! You would think after the third time she'd get the message! Ohhhhh noooo!

IT'S COMPLETE!

The hut is perfect! It needs a few more adjustments. Like a window. No idea where I'm gonna get the glass from! Or plastic! Or the some sort of cheap-what-you-call-it! Now I can have privacy!

FINALLY!

Sweet jibbling jibblets!

DONUT!

You're awake! Good! Now I can question you until I figure out what you forgot! Grif! There's a giant pile of very sharp metals outside. Jump in it. Be a good solider! Show the children that jumping in big piles of sharp metal is bad for you. Sure you might get killed! But this is for the education of young minds!

Missy! Get me some oil! The base of the Warthog 2.0 is nearly complete! Hurry it up, dirtbag!


ALSO! Codeword - Dirtbag

Right!

I am now working on the Warthog 2.0! I'm missing half the materials! But- Heck, I'm sure I can make do!

Right-

I need someone in place of Simmons! DONUT! We will need to start the preliminaries! NOW! Get everything ready! This will be the grandest of them all!

GRIF! As usual you are incapable of participating! Therefore incapable of quitting! THEREFORE YOU WILL BE LAST!

Yes- We will be having the evening wear competition as well.

Right- Back to the Warthog!

Red command! Come in Red command!

Well, take off my shoes and send me to grandma's, I have no signal. I blame Grif.

I seem to have gotten lost in some weird not-Blood-Gulch place. Either I am in Hell or I have found my way into the Blues secret headquarters! And I fear Grif may be dead. Yer were a good solider Grif! I'm sure Simmons's will give yer a proper burial...Then we can all drink and have a grand celebration.

Then! We can send for more recruits! Then take over the Blues! And then have another celebration and dance on Grif's grave!

This will be a grand day! SIMMONS! GET THAT CONFETTI!!